Cover Song Enthusiast Gifts

"I can usually identify a bird by the song, but I think he's doing a cover."

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

Love birds playing a guitar.

Nick Cave

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

Art Garfunkel.

"And now, with apologies to Cole Porter."

Famous Like Song

A man playing guitar beneath a balcony with his hat ready for cash

Fuzz - there's a rumor about the band that we only play Metallica covers...

"Sis, I have to present this in class tomorrow. What would you suggest in terms of theme music?"

"Music has doubled my income..."

If-you're-happy-and-you-know-it hour.

"The cover has to be such that customers can't judge the content of the book by it."

Oldies Band.

"That's what you get when you fall in love…. You get a lot of germs and you catch pneumonia." "I'll never fall in love again…."

"Papi, I don't think I play the guitar very well."

Bob Dylan wins Nobel Prize for Literature

"The groom has requested... in lieu of vows... that you sing a verse of 'Stand By Your Man'."

"All you need is love."

"This next one goes to a special someone who stole my soul... literally!"

'I'm not saying he's immature, but 'our song' is the theme to 'Sesame Street'.'

Praise for "OCTOBER SUN"

'I always wanted to be a genre, but I'm worried I've become a cliche.'

Adele: Rolling in the dough!

Books - As Seen on TV.

"What's the other half of our brain doing?"

'Ask him if he knows anything by Andre Rieu.'

Portrait of the Artist as a Young Invisible Man for All Seasons

"...And that'll be the year they tied a yellow round the old oak tree."

"Middle aged Americans yearn for music with understandable lyrics. The Doors, Hendrix, Bob Dylan."

'That's a turn up for the book.'

"The way you wear your hat, the way you sip your tea, ….The IRS wants a big piece of it."

Corporate Cat Power

It's a small world after all. It's a small world after all