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Oldies Band.

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Let's get organized

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Robert Fripp

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"By labeling it, I control it."

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

It's Whitney Houston....We have a problem!

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

"And now, with apologies to Cole Porter."

It bag and no knickers!

Fuzz - there's a rumor about the band that we only play Metallica covers...

Elvis Presley

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

"...This is the only way I can get though college!"

'Well, one of us in wrong.'

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

Pink Floyd.

'We've got 'Jumpin' Jake' Stevens on drums, 'Slick' Chuck on bass and 'Wasted Pete' Walthons on the trumpet.'

Graceland

Old MacDonald had a startup.

'Ruddy european labelling legislation'

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Chiantis In Translation

"The first bottle sounds perfect...but the other bottle has such a pretty label!"

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.

'You have a wonderfully tidy mind, Diane!'

"The best power suits, of course, are by Hugo boss."

Fuzz - Max almost chokes on his own vomit.

"You know what they say, spend for the job that you want."

'Mah botty too pooty-lishious for you baby.'