Live Band Lover Gifts

'Ugh, isn't this elevator music the worst?'

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

At the rock concert...

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"Tong!"

"Free Bird!"

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"This next song I wrote I won't sing due to political correctness."

A man and a woman discussing the skill of the pianist.

Towny Music Night.

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

"When it comes to good, old-fashioned roots music, this guy is the BEST!"

'Nobody pays for music anymore.'

"We'd like to do a song that will barely penetrate your consciousness as you continue to enjoy those faddish cigars and single-malt scotches."

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

"This next song is for all you a cappella lovers. No strings attached."

"This next song is called - 'I want to kill you'."

"Thank you, Sir."

"I miss diving into a mosh pit."

Around the piano

A rock guitarist singing

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

'Music hath charms,' &c.

"Here's another one about Teddy bears."

"They're texting it in."

The Ignored Busker