Live Broadcast Lover Gifts

'And that's not all, everyone in the audience today is going home with a brand new Buick!!! Oh wait...That's next Tuesday.'

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

Applause

Theatre Crowd

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

TV-Man

"Free Bird!"

"Tong!"

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

Make your resolutions achievable.

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DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

Solar Panel

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

"This next song I wrote I won't sing due to political correctness."

Love is when you watch television together.

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

"When it comes to good, old-fashioned roots music, this guy is the BEST!"

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

'Come die with me.'

"We'd like to do a song that will barely penetrate your consciousness as you continue to enjoy those faddish cigars and single-malt scotches."

Towny Music Night.

Young Houdini

Remote control wars.

'What do you MEAN this IS the show?!! Let me see the tickets!'

"Thank you, Sir."

Sick person curled up at home

"Here's another one about Teddy bears."