Lover Of Cover Bands Gifts

"He's in a Nickelback cover band."

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Let's get organized

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"By labeling it, I control it."

". . . but he's almost four and he hasn't been labelled yet!"

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

"And now, with apologies to Cole Porter."

It bag and no knickers!

Elvis Presley

Fuzz - there's a rumor about the band that we only play Metallica covers...

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

"...This is the only way I can get though college!"

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

"Just remember, when he says 'indie' he means Indianapolis."

"Joel Daniels: Live from behind the CVS"

Graceland

Archeology Dept. Storage. Ernie, this box should be labeled "unidentified pottery fragments," not "pots unknown."

'Ruddy european labelling legislation'

"Boneless, gluten free, vegan, grass fed, free range, bananas."

"The cover has to be such that customers can't judge the content of the book by it."

'You have a wonderfully tidy mind, Diane!'

Generic Products

"In case anyone walks by and sees the bottle you ordered, we offer a sticker saying your first bottle was rated 98."

Oldies Band.

Chiantis In Translation

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.

"The first bottle sounds perfect...but the other bottle has such a pretty label!"

"You know what they say, spend for the job that you want."

"The best power suits, of course, are by Hugo boss."

Robert Smith - The Cure.

"That' was great - let's run though that again."