Big Band Lover Gifts

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

At the rock concert...

Six jazz instruments.

"I thought it would be appropriate to have a band playing as we went down."

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

Robbie Williams

Louis Armstrong.

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'Then after the pan our third album, we split for musical differences..'

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

'Teenage Beethoven.'

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

Couple sharing earbuds.

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

'Son, it's time we had a little talk about the Byrds and the Beatles.'

Great Moments in Musical Inspiration

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

How hit songs get their names

'Music hath charms,' &c.

Guitar Hero.

'Everyone here likes a big band, right?'

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

The Dogs... 'On lead.'

Muse

'The records show, I took the blows and did it, the way of whatever sheep happened to be in my way.'

Some people like coming home to a dog. Carly preferred an 8 piece funk brass band.

Fuzz - a higher power guides Max's fingers.

Pink Floyd.

"I Love U2."

'The bass has shattered the windows in all my neigbor's homes. They hate me, but they like my car.'

'Dad's my roadie.'

'A I and a II and a I-II-III...'