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"He's in a Nickelback cover band."

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Let's get organized

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"By labeling it, I control it."

". . . but he's almost four and he hasn't been labelled yet!"

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

"And now, with apologies to Cole Porter."

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

It bag and no knickers!

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

"...This is the only way I can get though college!"

"Just remember, when he says 'indie' he means Indianapolis."

"Joel Daniels: Live from behind the CVS"

Graceland

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

'Ruddy european labelling legislation'

"In case anyone walks by and sees the bottle you ordered, we offer a sticker saying your first bottle was rated 98."

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Chiantis In Translation

'You have a wonderfully tidy mind, Diane!'

Oldies Band.

"Boneless, gluten free, vegan, grass fed, free range, bananas."

"The cover has to be such that customers can't judge the content of the book by it."

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.

"You know what they say, spend for the job that you want."

"The first bottle sounds perfect...but the other bottle has such a pretty label!"

"That' was great - let's run though that again."

'You mean that's all you ever read, designer labels?'