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"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

Love birds playing a guitar.

"The groom has requested... in lieu of vows... that you sing a verse of 'Stand By Your Man'."

"All you need is love."

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

The last song before the party exploded.

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

Dialogue

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

Love Birds love just being together

"The best thing about our relationship is that we keep growing together."

Valentines Balloons

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

Waterfall of Disappointment

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.

Tenors

A man and woman watch a couple kiss in the clouds.

'I don't know about you, but he was really beginning to get on my nerves.'

Art Garfunkel.

Whale Romance

You make me want to be a better bum.

Blind mammal Johnson....part animal, all blues man!

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

Dreaming of Love

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

Cupid

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Pirate King

A singer being criticised