Love Song Enthusiast Pillows

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

Love birds playing a guitar.

"The groom has requested... in lieu of vows... that you sing a verse of 'Stand By Your Man'."

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

The last song before the party exploded.

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

Dialogue

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

Love Birds love just being together

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

Valentines Balloons

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

Waterfall of Disappointment

'I don't know about you, but he was really beginning to get on my nerves.'

Whale Romance

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.

Tenors

A man and woman watch a couple kiss in the clouds.

Blind mammal Johnson....part animal, all blues man!

Pirate King

Cupid

A man playing guitar beneath a balcony with his hat ready for cash

"Must you sing, 'I'm in the mood for love' everytime you want sex?"

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

A singer being criticised

Dreaming of Love

Famous Like Song

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

"You complete me, Barbara."