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"When we were together, he was always singing 'It Had to Be You.' Then, suddenly, he switched to 'I Gotta Be Me,' and I haven't seen him since."

Bear Costume

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Mantis Love

Frederic Chopin

Love birds playing a guitar.

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

Romantic Tree Carving

Love in Boom

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

"How many verses of 'Froggie Went A-Courting' are there, Jay, before your pill kicks in?"

Tristan and Isolde

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

A tuba and love hearts

'Wow, 600 lbs of dark chocolate signals that you won't mind my inevitable obesity.'

Famous Like Song

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"

A man playing guitar beneath a balcony with his hat ready for cash

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

Violin Romance

'Wow - My kind of man.'

'You're a filthy pig, Gordon! I guess that's why I love you so much.'

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Lovers in ruffled dresses

Perfect Match

I can't bear to be without you.

'I even love the way you snore!'

'You are very deer to me.'

"You've taken those hideous curlers out, had a scrub up, shaved your legs. Looks like it's your lucky night babe."