Romantic Song Aficionado Mugs

"When we were together, he was always singing 'It Had to Be You.' Then, suddenly, he switched to 'I Gotta Be Me,' and I haven't seen him since."

Bear Costume

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Mantis Love

Frederic Chopin

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

Love birds playing a guitar.

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

Romantic Tree Carving

"How many verses of 'Froggie Went A-Courting' are there, Jay, before your pill kicks in?"

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

Tristan and Isolde

Love in Boom

'I'm developing a foot fetish.'

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

Don & DixieKiss No. 274385

Violin Romance

Bob Dylan

A tuba and love hearts

Famous Like Song

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"

'Wow - My kind of man.'

The air conditioning in here isn't working very well. Why don't we keep cool by undressing each other with our eyes? ?

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

'Wow, 600 lbs of dark chocolate signals that you won't mind my inevitable obesity.'

Perfect Match

Lovers in ruffled dresses

'You're a filthy pig, Gordon! I guess that's why I love you so much.'

A man playing guitar beneath a balcony with his hat ready for cash

I can't bear to be without you.

'I even love the way you snore!'

7 Dwarves of Valentines Day

"If you really want to turn me on, nip out and get me some more chocolate."