Cover Art Aficionado Mugs

'That's a turn up for the book.'

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

Bot Art: After Andy Warhol

'The Warhol of Dorian Gray'

"If that were a Jasper Johns, dear, we could sell it for three million dollars."

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

"How do you like my 'Pop art'?"

"And now, with apologies to Cole Porter."

"Now that's art!"

"I call it 'Moona Lisa'."

Warhol Exhibit

David Hockney

Fuzz - there's a rumor about the band that we only play Metallica covers...

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

Comic Book Balloons

"I prefer the Perry Como version."

David Hockney

"No, honey, I’m pretty sure she doesn’t have the measles."

Author meets covergirl, "surely you remember me- paperback edition of your book"

'I could really do with a change, couldn't you?'

Breakfast Printing Press

'Is it a real Lichtenstein, Brad - or yet another parody?'

Milla Jovovich

"You're tattooed all over although you're not a football pro?! Man, that's cultural appropriation!"

"And these are from Warhol's lesser known 'Thanksgiving' series."

"Look, mom! I'm learning to color between the lines!"

"The cover has to be such that customers can't judge the content of the book by it."

"Them's fighting words."

Einstein Simplified.

'Can't you come up with something more elegant than 'Dave's Homemade Booze'?'