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An emergency broken heart.

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

Misunderstood artist

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

Joe Biden

Shell Fire

Phoenix

Mimi's final scene

Kultural K9's.

Scarpia's Palace

Surreal ale

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

I painted them all from memory.

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Juggler and Illusionist

"What did Jesus order?"

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

The Thinker?

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'