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Virgin Mary

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"What did Jesus order?"

Phoenix

Shell Fire

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Kultural K9's.

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Joe Biden

Mimi's final scene

The Thinker?

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

Horse draws a baby carriage.

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

"Move, Gary."

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

Closed for Renovation

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"

"Forget it - she's out of your league."

Just fifty miles north of Easter Island...

Nikolay Rerih

"I'll level with you, Mr. Burnbaum. It's the worst case of detached irony I've ever seen!"

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"