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Creation of Wine

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Cats at private view

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Picasso: The Early Years

Shell Fire

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

"Feel better, dear?"

"What did Jesus order?"

Mimi's final scene

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Joe Biden

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Kultural K9's.

Phoenix

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!

The Thinker?

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

Thermidor Dali

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

Horse draws a baby carriage.

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

"Move, Gary."

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.