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God to Adam: 'Pull my finger.'

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"Mr. Right!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Mimi's final scene

"What did Jesus order?"

Diego Velasquez

Joe Biden

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Shell Fire

Kultural K9's.

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Et in Arcadia Ego

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

Phoenix

The Thinker?

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

Horse draws a baby carriage.

"Move, Gary."

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).