Sacred Art Admirer Gifts

God to Adam: 'Pull my finger.'

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"Mr. Right!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

This side is the gag reel.

Joe Biden

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Phoenix

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Diego Velasquez

Mimi's final scene

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

"What did Jesus order?"

Et in Arcadia Ego

Tragedy, Comedy & Selfie.

Kultural K9's.

Shell Fire

The Thinker?

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

Horse draws a baby carriage.

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

"Move, Gary."

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat