High Art Admirer T-Shirts

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Cats at private view

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Picasso: The Early Years

"What did Jesus order?"

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Mimi's final scene

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Phoenix

Kultural K9's.

Shell Fire

Diego Velasquez

Joe Biden

"Feel better, dear?"

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

Tragedy, Comedy & Selfie.

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

The Thinker?

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"Move, Gary."

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.