Seashore Explorer T-Shirts

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Local Knowledge

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Captain in a storm

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Surf Casting

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

'Are we there yet?'

Build a Raft

"The hyenas started it."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

The Food Chain

Thinks he's too cool for school.

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"Technically, it's a mammal."

Try me/try me/try me...

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Summertime

Fish snorkling above water.

"Touché"

A Preschool of Fish

"You two seem oddly suited."

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."