Seashore Explorer T-Shirts

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Local Knowledge

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Captain in a storm

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

'Are we there yet?'

Build a Raft

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Surf Casting

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

The Food Chain

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Try me/try me/try me...

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

Summertime

Fish snorkling above water.

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"Touché"

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

A Preschool of Fish

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."