Maritime Rescue Pillows

'Help.'

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

When laundry ruled the waves.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Sea weed harvest.

'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

Help! Send fishing tackle!

"International trade"

Litter.

"You're absolutely sure my wife won't be able to find this?"

The grazing deck of the Titanic.

"Gasp! Pant! Is it good for you, Marjorie?"

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

'Don't cry dear, I'll get you down safely...'

'As a young rat, I traveled the world as a stowaway on a merchant navy ship...'

Helicopter

'We're drifting apart.'

Titanic 100th anniversary

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

"These fish quotas are getting ridiculous."

"May I suggest hard a-starboard, or port, or whatever!"