Marine Salvage Gifts

"Oh, somebody might still want to buy it. I'll put it online as a listing."

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico

Marine-LAPD Ridealongs

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

Help! Send fishing tackle!

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

"Let's see, this one is cherry flavored, I think this one is blueberry ..."

Well, you're busted! Forensics just came back: the bite-marks match your dental records!

An anglerfish lights up rubbish at the bottom of the ocean

"At ease!"

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

"Nope. No fish."

Support the Troops

"You have sewage between your teeth."