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"Oh, somebody might still want to buy it. I'll put it online as a listing."

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

Help! Send fishing tackle!

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

An anglerfish lights up rubbish at the bottom of the ocean

Well, you're busted! Forensics just came back: the bite-marks match your dental records!

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

"He's very concerned about the oceans rising."

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"You have sewage between your teeth."

"Nope. No fish."

"At ease!"