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'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Shellfie

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"Actually, I hear my boss. I'm on a working vacation."

'Distracting the fish.'

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

Shell Pods

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

'If you want to hear the ocean, press one.'

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

Rats deserting a sinking ship

'It says 'The tide is out. At the beep, leave a message'.'

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

The grazing deck of the Titanic.

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

"Cheer up Skip - worse things happen at sea..."

"Do you get unlimited talk, text and data with that?"

"Hey- you can actually hear the ocean better if you put the shell down."

Noah's lesser known brother.

'How do I know if it's seaworthy?'

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

Ship in a Bottle

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

Deserted Island Logging

Desert Island with CCTV.

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

Artist - Portfolio, Starboardfolio

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

"Shelling doesn't get much better than this, Helen."

'I can hear the sea.'

'Oh... and this one sounds like a huge wave!'