Shipwreck Collector Pillows

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

Shellfie

"Actually, I hear my boss. I'm on a working vacation."

'Distracting the fish.'

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

'If you want to hear the ocean, press one.'

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

Rats deserting a sinking ship

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

Shell Pods

"Do you get unlimited talk, text and data with that?"

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

"Hey- you can actually hear the ocean better if you put the shell down."

The grazing deck of the Titanic.

'It says 'The tide is out. At the beep, leave a message'.'

"Cheer up Skip - worse things happen at sea..."

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

Deserted Island Logging

'How do I know if it's seaworthy?'

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

Ship in a Bottle

Noah's lesser known brother.

Desert Island with CCTV.

Artist - Portfolio, Starboardfolio

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

'I can hear the sea.'

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

"Shelling doesn't get much better than this, Helen."

'Oh... and this one sounds like a huge wave!'