Shipwreck Detective Pillows

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

Well, you're busted! Forensics just came back: the bite-marks match your dental records!

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

A man with a rake on a desert island

"Cheer up Skip - worse things happen at sea..."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"Sell my stock in ACME cruise lines, then get me out of here!"

'Look on the bright side - Our investments with Bernie Madoff must REALLY be paying off by now!'

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

Deserted Island Logging

Desert Island Bagpipes

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

Noah's lesser known brother.

Desert Island with CCTV.

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

Man on desert island under expired parking meter, meter maid in boat approaches.

"I just feel like a cliche."

"Over there - an island!"

Cruise ship's captain complains God didn't save his hat.

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

'What luck! Just the doctor I was going to refer you to.'

"Okay buster!! On the ground and arms behind your back!!"

'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions!

'What luck!'

External Revenue Service

'We're lucky, really - it could be raining.'

That Sinking Feeling