Shipwreck Detective Gifts

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

Well, you're busted! Forensics just came back: the bite-marks match your dental records!

'Oh, that's just great. It's not bad enough I'm stranded here. Now I'm trapped in an invisible box.'

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

A man with a rake on a desert island

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

"Sell my stock in ACME cruise lines, then get me out of here!"

"Cheer up Skip - worse things happen at sea..."

Deserted Island Logging

Noah's lesser known brother.

Desert Island Bagpipes

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

'Look on the bright side - Our investments with Bernie Madoff must REALLY be paying off by now!'

Desert Island with CCTV.

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

'What luck! Just the doctor I was going to refer you to.'

"Okay buster!! On the ground and arms behind your back!!"

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

Cruise ship's captain complains God didn't save his hat.

Man on desert island under expired parking meter, meter maid in boat approaches.

"I just feel like a cliche."

"Over there - an island!"

'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions!

'What luck!'

External Revenue Service

'We're lucky, really - it could be raining.'