Shipwreck Specialist Gifts

"Another boat! But I mustn't yell or risk breaking character."

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

"Sell my stock in ACME cruise lines, then get me out of here!"

A man with a rake on a desert island

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

"Cheer up Skip - worse things happen at sea..."

Desert Island Bagpipes

Noah's lesser known brother.

'Look on the bright side - Our investments with Bernie Madoff must REALLY be paying off by now!'

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

Deserted Island Logging

Desert Island with CCTV.

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

"These aren't barnacles. Someone stuck their gum down here."

'A team meeting in 20 minutes seems appropriate.'

Cruise ship's captain complains God didn't save his hat.

Man on desert island under expired parking meter, meter maid in boat approaches.

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

'What luck! Just the doctor I was going to refer you to.'

"Over there - an island!"

"I just feel like a cliche."

'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions!

'What luck!'

External Revenue Service

That Sinking Feeling