Shipwreck Specialist Gifts

"Another boat! But I mustn't yell or risk breaking character."

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

'Oh, that's just great. It's not bad enough I'm stranded here. Now I'm trapped in an invisible box.'

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

A man with a rake on a desert island

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

"Cheer up Skip - worse things happen at sea..."

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"Sell my stock in ACME cruise lines, then get me out of here!"

Deserted Island Logging

'Look on the bright side - Our investments with Bernie Madoff must REALLY be paying off by now!'

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

Desert Island Bagpipes

Noah's lesser known brother.

Desert Island with CCTV.

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

'A team meeting in 20 minutes seems appropriate.'

"These aren't barnacles. Someone stuck their gum down here."

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

Man on desert island under expired parking meter, meter maid in boat approaches.

'What luck! Just the doctor I was going to refer you to.'

Cruise ship's captain complains God didn't save his hat.

"I just feel like a cliche."

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

"Over there - an island!"

'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions!

'What luck!'

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