Shipwreck Explorer Gifts

'They say it's unsinkable.'

"This is like the sinking if some really, really, really big ship."

'I'm not sure it's legal for us to take you home if you've lost your passport.'

Full use should be made of sea objects put there for your convenience.

"It looks very different when the tides out"

Captain in a storm

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"You two seem oddly suited."

A Preschool of Fish

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

Artist on the Beach

"Get your lunchbox, you're going!"

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

Jacques Cousteau.

"I'll have a man overboard!"

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.