Shipwreck Explorer Gifts

'They say it's unsinkable.'

"This is like the sinking if some really, really, really big ship."

'I'm not sure it's legal for us to take you home if you've lost your passport.'

Full use should be made of sea objects put there for your convenience.

"It looks very different when the tides out"

Captain in a storm

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"You two seem oddly suited."

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

A Preschool of Fish

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"Get your lunchbox, you're going!"

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

Artist on the Beach

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

"I'll have a man overboard!"

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.