Ruin Explorer Gifts

"Our goal is to modernize it but retain the historical flavor."

'It appears the empire really is declining and falling.'

Spotting the Difference

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

'My career is in ruins...'

'I have become an archaeologist.'

The Vineyard

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Captain in a storm

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

A Preschool of Fish

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

'You've got the Vietnam 1000 yard stare. All new parents get it!'

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

Be open to help.

Tourist

Artist on the Beach

"Get your lunchbox, you're going!"

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"Our hobby is finding old, run-down Victorian houses and levelling them."

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

'The old woman who lives in a shoe gets a camper van.'

'The oceans are vast, yet we never go anywhere!'

Hi Mom!

Implausible Retirement Housing Options

"Why? Because without documentation, this would be lost to history."

Shipwrecked.

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

"This is incredible! I thought Amelia Earhart was dead."

Caution!! Slippery When Wet.

'Is he dead, or is it intern fatigue?'

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

'Ooh .. Look at the big one with purple spots.'