Ruin Explorer Mugs

"Our goal is to modernize it but retain the historical flavor."

'It appears the empire really is declining and falling.'

Well, here's another ancient civilization that didn't get its security deposit back.

Spotting the Difference

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

'My career is in ruins...'

'I have become an archaeologist.'

The Vineyard

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Captain in a storm

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

A Preschool of Fish

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

'You've got the Vietnam 1000 yard stare. All new parents get it!'

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

Be open to help.

Tourist

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

Artist on the Beach

"Get your lunchbox, you're going!"

"Our hobby is finding old, run-down Victorian houses and levelling them."

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

'The oceans are vast, yet we never go anywhere!'

Cast away in a life raft with Dr. Phil.

Implausible Retirement Housing Options

'The old woman who lives in a shoe gets a camper van.'

Get ready ... Get set ...

Hi Mom!

With their sales slumping due to high gas prices, many RVs are being converted...

"Why? Because without documentation, this would be lost to history."

Shipwrecked.

"This is incredible! I thought Amelia Earhart was dead."

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'