Ancient Ruin Explorer Gifts

'My career's in ruins. I'm an archaeologist.'

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Physician tending a mummy.

Tourists in Egypt

"Life after death"

Souvenirs.

Artist on the Beach

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."

Pompeii restoration project.

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

"Archaeologists discovered several enormous ancient cities buried under the jungles of Cambodia. That means the Khmer civilization was the largest empire on Earth from the 9th to the 12th centuries. That changes everything about our conception of the Middle Ages. What was your conception of the Middle Ages? Well... it was... well, knights, maidens, dragons... mostly dragons. And elves."

Mummy Tourists

Archimedes statue tipped up by a lever.

'Whadoya mean, WHOOPS?! That stuff doesn't grow on trees you know!'

1880 Presidential Election - Columbia Consoles General Hancock after Election Defeat

Playing Pyramids

"Not much is known about them. They apparently, had a highly advanced, thriving civilization. Then one August, everyone left the city and never returned."

Pythagaros. Ancient Greece. Interesting, in ancient Greece they didn't have negative numbers. They sure do now!

"I crawl that I may savor the richness and diversity of people and places along the way."

'My career is in ruins...'

Archeology 101.

'From what I can tell, it was once an Olympic Village.'

Spudhenge

Easter Island moai shake hands below the surface.

Cat scratch fever

Word Of God

"Have you seen my Mummy?"

Oil Tower at Mount Rushmore

Tutankhamun's Legal Hieroglyphics

"Our goal is to modernize it but retain the historical flavor."

'Tch! Look at the dust in here.'

'We may have found the guy who invented dynamite.'