Pompeii restoration project.
Ancient City Explorer Gifts
Are you looking for a gift that sparks the curiosity of someone fascinated by ancient cities? Our curated collection is ideal for explorers, history buffs, and adventurers eager to delve into the past. Whether they're wandering through ruins or dreaming of historic sites, our products combine wit and wonder, making every item a tribute to their passion for uncovering ancient mysteries.
"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."
'Your excavation of Troy was a travesty.' - Archaeological dig.
"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."
Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.
"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"
Ancient Racing
"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."
Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.
No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal
Physician tending a mummy.
Tourists in Egypt
'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'
Love linked
"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."
ThrEschers.
"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."
Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.
Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference
Zeus's Caddy
"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."
1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio
"I'm having my entrails read."
The Gladiator.
Sister Cities
"Life after death"
"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"
"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"
A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.
Stork and baby discover scarecrows
Pyramid Handicap Parking
How About Serving Us For a Change
The Best Little Steak House in the City.
"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."
Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.
Ancient City Explorer Gifts Collection
Ancient City Explorer Mugs
Discover more unique mugs celebrating the intriguing world of ancient city explorers—perfect for their coffee or tea breaks.
Ancient City Explorer Pillows
Find pillows that bring the adventure of exploring ancient ruins into their living space—comfort with a historic twist.
Ancient City Explorer Prints
Browse our art prints showcasing breathtaking views of ancient cities—ideal for the explorer’s home or office.
Ancient City Explorer T-Shirts
Explore our collection of t-shirts designed for those captivated by ancient cities—wear their passion proudly.