Shipwreck Enthusiasts Pillows

Castaways Not Welcome

"Yes you successfully removed the trip hazard, but with hindsight..."

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

Rats deserting a sinking ship

The grazing deck of the Titanic.

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

Noah's lesser known brother.

Deserted Island Logging

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

Desert Island with CCTV.

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

'We're in luck - we've discovered a new species!'

Man on desert island under expired parking meter, meter maid in boat approaches.

'What luck!'

Deflating Island

That Sinking Feeling

Man on Desert Island reads about himself.

"And I was most disappointed with last sunday's offertory."

'What luck! A court reporter.'

Sinking Ship Tattoo

'They're fish net tights, of course!'

Atlantic - Ocean

Pulling the Anchor Out

"I thought this one for the captain's table, and this one for when we get shipwrecked."

Gay Pride.

"Why did the lobster blush?. . ."

An upside-down cruise liner in a bottle.

"Hey Bob, look, a ship-wreck: let's check it out, it's like a magnet for scuba-divers..."

"Thank heavens I saved my teddy bear... he brings me good luck."