Shipwreck Enthusiasts Pillows

"Ed lives somewhere in the midwest and Jim settled out on the west coast, so I don't see them much anymore."

Castaways Not Welcome

"Yes you successfully removed the trip hazard, but with hindsight..."

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

Rats deserting a sinking ship

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

The grazing deck of the Titanic.

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

Deserted Island Logging

Noah's lesser known brother.

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

Desert Island with CCTV.

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

Man on desert island under expired parking meter, meter maid in boat approaches.

'We're in luck - we've discovered a new species!'

'What luck!'

That Sinking Feeling

Deflating Island

Yeah, well, hindsight is 20/0.

Man on Desert Island reads about himself.

"And I was most disappointed with last sunday's offertory."

'What luck! A court reporter.'

"Why did the lobster blush?. . ."

Sinking Ship Tattoo

'They're fish net tights, of course!'

Pulling the Anchor Out

Gay Pride.

Atlantic - Ocean

"I thought this one for the captain's table, and this one for when we get shipwrecked."

An upside-down cruise liner in a bottle.