Boat Repair Aficionado Mugs

'Yes, the fish are biting.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Do you mind?"

"Mind the whale, dear."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

'Slip Ahoy!'

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

Loud mouth bass.

Gone Bookkeepin'

Business Duck

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

'It was this big. I swear'

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

The Imperfect Storm

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away!

"Productivity may be up but I miss seeing people miserable."

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'

'They learn fast, don't they?'

"Nap time."

'Don't row so hard!'

"Admit it, you're lost!"

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

"Cool, Dad. When did you get a motor for the raft?"