Cave Clubber Gifts

Neanderthal Golf.

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

The discovery of electricity...

Dancing at the Clubs.

'It's an antique!'

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

'This cave is really damp... and squidgy underfoot'

Look! There's a photo of our eco club's Earth Day actions in the newspaper! Sports. Power up the green machine!! I could use more copies. Me too. They're going to really power up my college applications.

The Walk of Shame

"Professor, this changes everything."

You have the worst spring breath.

'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'

"Oooh... bacon!"

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."

Mammoth Posing

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

I will not write on walls. I will not write on walls...

His master's chill-out album

Gorgeous Groovers.

"And, finally, to my wife, my love and appreciation for her understanding and critical insights, without whom this project would never have been accomplished."

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

"Gesundheit!"

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

Moon Cave

"No, first you have to evolve into a man, then you can have a man-cave."

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

'Pops. How long have you been a park ranger in these caverns?'

"It really brings the cave together, doesn't it?"

'He uses the leg rope in the water and she uses it out of the water!'

Why he always make pictures of him food?

"It's really a long cave...prepare to binge watch."

"I like this one, it looks lived in."

Lecture today. This last one is always found just outside cave entrances. Lecture today. Hominid fossil finds. We're calling him "gnomo-sapiens."