Cave Clubber Gifts

Neanderthal Golf.

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

The discovery of electricity...

Dancing at the Clubs.

'It's an antique!'

'This cave is really damp... and squidgy underfoot'

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

The Walk of Shame

"Professor, this changes everything."

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

Mammoth Posing

"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."

"Oooh... bacon!"

I will not write on walls. I will not write on walls...

Gorgeous Groovers.

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

"Gesundheit!"

"And, finally, to my wife, my love and appreciation for her understanding and critical insights, without whom this project would never have been accomplished."

Moon Cave

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

'Pops. How long have you been a park ranger in these caverns?'

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

"I like this one, it looks lived in."

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

'He uses the leg rope in the water and she uses it out of the water!'

"It's really a long cave...prepare to binge watch."

"It really brings the cave together, doesn't it?"