Cave Crawler Pillows

'I didn't think you'd like spelunking, but do you listen to me? Heck, no.'

'This cave is really damp... and squidgy underfoot'

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

The discovery of electricity...

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

'It's an antique!'

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

Pet Cemetery.

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

'I'll set snooze for an extra month.'

"Professor, this changes everything."

You have the worst spring breath.

Caveman sees comment section below cave drawings,

"Thank god we're out of the city."

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

Mammoth Posing

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

'So! -- You're the one who's been stealing the office supplies!'

"Oooh... bacon!"

"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."

I will not write on walls. I will not write on walls...

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

The bigger they are, the harder they fall, but then the turbulence gets you!

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

Moon Cave

"Central heat. Pretty posh."

"No, first you have to evolve into a man, then you can have a man-cave."

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

"Looks like the artist never quite finished this one."

Lecture today. This last one is always found just outside cave entrances. Lecture today. Hominid fossil finds. We're calling him "gnomo-sapiens."

After years of pointless therapy, Morris took up speleology and finally found himself.

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

"It's really a long cave...prepare to binge watch."

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"