Desert Crawler Aficionado Pillows

'Hey -- Watch it with the tailgating'

Tourists

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'I blame global warming!'

The americanisation of vulture.

Cactus seats.

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

'Are we broke yet?'

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

Mohammad's motors

"Valet park only"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

'This cave is really damp... and squidgy underfoot'

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

'What are you in the mood for? Fast food or a more leisurely dining experience?'

Sand danger

Desert Dermatologist

"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it."

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."