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"This place has the best happy hour."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

UK border controls relaxed.

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

Meet the Enemy

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

"An everything Martini, please."

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

Beers

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

Best Before 5th Pint.

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"Have you seen my dad?"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Men gossiping