Pub Crawling Enthusiast Pillows

Pub landlords t-shirt 'GNAT'S'

'Horizontal Holidays' e.g. pub crawls

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

Best Before 5th Pint.

"I think we may be related!"

"An everything Martini, please."

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

City Boy.

Beers

'I know it's gassy...'

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Men's fragrances...

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

Men gossiping

"Have you seen my dad?"

The Reaper's Arms

The Snooze Bar.

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

"Another flue shot, Larry.