Pub Crawlers Pillows

"Where do you see yourself five beers from now?"

'Those were the good old days: Little Red Riding hood...The Three Pigs...'

The Early and the Late Bird

'Just as I suspected, guys - looks like we'be got ourselves an undercover wine drinker.'

City centre pub.

"Don't worry about them calling last orders..."

The invisible man gets carded.

Happy hour.

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

Man at bar: 'Drinking to forget?' Other man: 'Don't remind me!'

Pair of outstretched arms are stuffed and mounted on the wall of 'The Angler's Bar'.

'I'm trying a beer diet: lager for breakfast, bock for lunch, and IPA for dinner. So far, I'm losing 2 days per week.'

"Sorry lads, I had to make a quick exit - the wife came home earlier than expected."

"NOBODY LISTENS ANYMORE."

"Look, I'm not disputing that I'm 'big' and 'a wolf' but 'bad' is such a subjective word!"

"Well look who just breezed in..."

"Sure, I'm Irish. That explains the green underwear, doesn't it?"

'Austerity means making my Happy Hour drink last all night.'

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

"I think we may be related!"

"An everything Martini, please."

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Beers

Best Before 5th Pint.