Pub Crawler Pillows

"Please, John, not the cheap Scotch. My body is a temple."

Why did the chicken cross the road?

"Here's to missing the big picture."

"I'm sorry, but shouldn't there be an apostrophe in that?"

'They've set the bar too high!'

'Congratulations on surviving another hunting season.'

"He never got over being rejected by John West'

'When's happy hour?'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

"France has devalued the cat."

'Look, I don't want any funny business.'

"If you have one more round it's considered a main dish."

Cow drink 'Cud' next to Cow drinking 'Cud Light'

Trouble at med school - "Gosh, it's already my third day and I'm still sober."

'Once I get started I drink like a fish.'

'So Victoria, what's your secret?'

Guest Beers / Guest Beer Belly

"Bottoms up."

"Why so downward facing, dog?"

'A pint of beer and a mop please, barman !'

"You're cut out for this job."

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

'Apparently it has anti-cheating software installed.'

Ceilidh Minogue.

'Apparently he does 20 yards to the pint.'

'It's not what you know, it's WHO you know.'

'I can handle the green beer, but this...'

'Whats your poison.'

"Hey! He must be watering down the beer.This is our fifth pint and we're still not talking rubbish."

'I got hired by the Department of Unemployment after being fired by the Department of Labor.'

"A friendly warning, pal—this is a sports bar."

Fount of eternal youth/brewery.

'BOTTOM'S UP!'

'At the doubles bar.'

'Something to quash the indignity of financial regulatory reform.'