News Crawler Enthusiast Gifts

You're just reading the stuff scrolling across the bottom...

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

UK border controls relaxed.

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Meet the Enemy

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

Beers

Best Before 5th Pint.

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"An everything Martini, please."

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

The Reaper's Arms

Men gossiping

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."