Pubcrawler Gifts

Anton's Bar and Grill

Alligator Bars

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

Best Before 5th Pint.

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Beers

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"An everything Martini, please."

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

The Snooze Bar.

Men gossiping

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

The Reaper's Arms

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"Have you seen my dad?"

'Let's go to a bar and do something funny.'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"Shiver-me-timbers, wench! How many times have I got to tell you? I'm not winking at you!"

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'