Pub Crawling Gifts

"My body is a temple... unfortunately it's in ruins"

Joe's Bar, Under New Joe!

Beer-head

"Well, so much for happy hour."

"I'm the weakest link?"

"What do you mean Happy hour's ended?..."

'It depends on whether you see yourself as yesterday's man, today's man, or tomorrow's man.'

"Even Joe has SOME standards."

"Evening George, my usual - too much!"

Birthdays, great days for addressing your drinking!!

Not so happy happy hour.

"I don't mind swimming upstream as long as there's a pub at the end of it."

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"An everything Martini, please."

Beers

Best Before 5th Pint.

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Men gossiping