Pub Crawls Gifts

Join me in a beer?

"'Moors? I thought you said 'Ye Old Pour Me More Tavern'... Is that a new dress? Wait, why are there two of you? Okay, let's dance... Where's Dracula?'"

The Beer APP

"I don't believe all this stuff about '24 hour binge drinking' I can hardly stand after EIGHT!"

"It's a jungle out there!"

"Hey, guys, he has the tickets for the Pub Crawl and Skydiving lessons next Wednesday."

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

"An everything Martini, please."

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

Beers

Best Before 5th Pint.

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

The Reaper's Arms

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

You said you wanted beer with hops !

Men gossiping

"Another flue shot, Larry.

'Let's go to a bar and do something funny.'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'