Cave Art Collector Gifts

"Plagiarist!"

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"We have to record this, or no one's going to believe us."

House Hunters

"C'mon, Lady! We've run out of earth tones!!"

'It's an extremely rare dialect, but I think the rough translation is: We want stuffing instead of potatoes'.'

'Hey George, check it out: Somebody's been painting us on this wall...'

Caveman Fireman Calendar

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Daddy's working from home today."

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

Dog and Human Archaeologists

'So! -- You're the one who's been stealing the office supplies!'

Early cave painters

Prehistoric Modern Art

"That guys is stealing my data!"

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

'Don't believe everything you read.'

Early Sexting

"It's a 'selfie.'"

"Y a un truc bizarre."

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

Early Art Critic

Caveman painting on his wall with a spray canister

Cave Painter

'Is that a copyright symbol?'