Cave Art Collector Pillows

"Plagiarist!"

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"We have to record this, or no one's going to believe us."

House Hunters

"C'mon, Lady! We've run out of earth tones!!"

'It's an extremely rare dialect, but I think the rough translation is: We want stuffing instead of potatoes'.'

'Hey George, check it out: Somebody's been painting us on this wall...'

Caveman Fireman Calendar

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

E=mc2.

"Well....I could've done this!"

What's an Imax cave?

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"Daddy's working from home today."

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

Dog and Human Archaeologists

"Wow! That's some PowerPoint presentation."

Early cave painters

"That guys is stealing my data!"

This action stuff is okay, but try a romance or comedy next time.

'So! -- You're the one who's been stealing the office supplies!'

Prehistoric Modern Art

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

Early Sexting

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism.

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

"Y a un truc bizarre."

Early Art Critic