Birdcage Collector Gifts

Birdcage Tax Demand.

Grace For Flies

Handbag store - "Perfect."

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

Utility Chic.

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

"Catching butterflies is fun!"

Chicken Coupe.

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

'It has ten speeds but only one has been used.'

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

'I'm sorry I ever told them it's a game of inches.'

"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."

'You're just in time. But your attaché case is late again.'

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

The evolution of a woman's purse.

Estate Agents.

'It's an old badminton injury.'

"Me, I've traded mobility for living space and comfort...

"Damn thing's supposed to be attorney-proof."

Bees

Origami Pets

'This crocodile handbag never gets nicked!'

'But they get attached to me!'

"We're editing our collection of plastic bags."

"I no longer worry about my new car getting dinged in the parking lot."

Bates Motel Birdhouse