Birdcage Collector Gifts

Birdcage Tax Demand.

Grace For Flies

Handbag store - "Perfect."

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

Utility Chic.

'Sorry'

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

"Catching butterflies is fun!"

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

Chicken Coupe.

'It has ten speeds but only one has been used.'

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

'You're just in time. But your attaché case is late again.'

The evolution of a woman's purse.

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

'I'm sorry I ever told them it's a game of inches.'

"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"

Estate Agents.

'It's an old badminton injury.'

"Me, I've traded mobility for living space and comfort...

Couldn't we just rend a second place down south?

No caption (A frog dips a tea bag full of flies into a cup).

Origami Pets

Bees

"We're editing our collection of plastic bags."

'But they get attached to me!'

Birdbath & Beyond

"Damn thing's supposed to be attorney-proof."

'This crocodile handbag never gets nicked!'

"I no longer worry about my new car getting dinged in the parking lot."