Fly Collector T-Shirts

No caption (A frog dips a tea bag full of flies into a cup).

Grace For Flies

'Sorry'

"Here's one. Swatter or flypaper?"

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Butterflies

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

'I'm an atheist!'

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

'Hold it Billy - There are no praying mantises in school.'

'I'm not riding with her and that jar of creepy crawlers!!'

Flies up the ante!

I can't believe school's starting back up, Ernie! Yeah. What happened to summer?!!! Well, Frank we played baseball, swam in the lake, visited cousins, picnicked in the park, drank lemonade, rode bikes, went to camp, played video games, ate s'mores, learned magic tricks, caught fireflies, hiked long trails, gazed at stars, made ice cream, rode rides at the fair, built sand castles, read scary books, camped in the yard, watched fireworks, ran races, flew kites, grew vegetables, did chores, wate

Employee of the month...

When lice dream.

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

"Catching butterflies is fun!"

"I'll have the computer running once I workout the bugs."

'I knew the day would come when we'd regret moving next door to a genetic research facility.'

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

'Alex we talked about this, you can't bring live things home from the lake. . . no buts, they don't want to leave the lake. Let your little friends go.'

"I'm sorry, sir, but Professor Dornley does not wish to be distracted for the duration of the winter."

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

Exotic Insects Arrive in England with Imported Fruit

"Would you like flies with that order?"

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

Visitation Day at the Bug Jar

"He doesn't look like you at all."'

Exploring in the countryside.

'I'm sorry Rex, but since getting this new stick for Christmas, I have no further need for you.'

'No, I don't have a favorite. Dung is dung.'