Insect Collector T-Shirts

"Catching butterflies is fun!"

"My ex's."

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

Bees

"Ian, the open door is right there!"

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Grace For Flies

Butterflies

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

"Did you just do a rooster?"

'I'm an atheist!'

'Hold it Billy - There are no praying mantises in school.'

Flies up the ante!

'I'm not riding with her and that jar of creepy crawlers!!'

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

The Houseplant Cemetery.

When lice dream.

Employee of the month...

Chicken Coupe.

"I'll have the computer running once I workout the bugs."

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

Exotic Insects Arrive in England with Imported Fruit

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

Visitation Day at the Bug Jar

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

"Would you like flies with that order?"

'I knew the day would come when we'd regret moving next door to a genetic research facility.'

'Alex we talked about this, you can't bring live things home from the lake. . . no buts, they don't want to leave the lake. Let your little friends go.'

Giant Insect Alien

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

'No, I don't have a favorite. Dung is dung.'